@leellii has such small feet that she can wear my shoes while wearing her shoes.
Hello, beautiful.
(This is the cover of my novel—designed by the stupendous Natalie Olsen. Say hi to it in person on September 10, would you?)
Never forget.
Some office #pranksters cordoned off my desk and left a mouthwash basket. Joke’s on them, I’m allergic. #canttouchthis #hashtagKING
People seem to leave the conversation while I’m mid-breath…I’m not phased - haters gonna hate! #HowToGetOutOfAConversation #chilidawgs
Who wants to help me make a Harlem Shake video? Those are still cool right? #alwaysrelevant #killingit
Mmm this week old liver and onions sandwich from Gram Gram is THE TRUTH! #nutrition #gastronomy #ieatmeat HEY-O!
Garlic breadsticks are my truth, you best BELIEB it! RT @justinbieber: “know your truth”
— Brad Beth (@TheRealBradBeth) March 18, 2013
I was reading a book (about interjections, oddly enough) yesterday which included the phrase “In these days of political correctness…” talking about no longer making jokes that denigrated people for their culture or for the colour of their skin. And I thought, “That’s not actually anything to do…
Neil Gaiman with a beautiful thought.
*title stolen blatantly and with complete disregard from warrenellis.com
I own too many books. The only thing keeping this list from growing is that I am too poor to buy any more at the moment.
Blessed ink and paper, these are the books I own and have yet to read. Warning: this list may have been drawn up while I simply stared at my bookshelf and is likely incomplete.
FICTION
NON-FICTION
To quote the title of Mike Hingston’s fantastic book blog I have “too many books in the kitchen!”
I have to get back to reading now or I’ll never be free of these paper-bound shackles…
UPDATE I’ve made the inevitable mistake of adding books to the reading list through the combined efforts of generous friends’ lending practices and Christmas wish lists. I will never be out from under this pile…
I want a accent wall made of pennies! #IDSwest (Taken with Instagram)
A classic @emilyreports ice cream cake… #friends (Taken with Instagram)